Songs

Newest Songs

Name	Description	Creator(s)
Cool But Barely (Hole in Chest) songs about people	This song is about a guy named Ben Sherry who ain’t much to look at or listen to. But hey, he has a hole in his chest and that’s good enough for us. This song features guest artists Jay Fels, Dan Fels, Dave Felix, and Beth Anne.	e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, Jay, Felix, Dan Fels, Beth Anne
All Beards and Non-Beards songs about people	This is Jason Raymond Fels’ Birthday Song. If you don’t know Jay, he’s a smelly paint store manager. Enjoy.	e-dub, glaze, muth, tup, Yahner, Sherry
Ism, Why’s Your Beard So Big? songs about people	E-dub made a hot beat, and Tup had a friend named Harleen. But sometimes Harleen goes by the name Ism. He has a big beard and stuff, and also just turned 25. Muth might have gone out of his mind when he recorded his verse. Glaze also rapped on the song. This song was made in lieu of a Christmas album this year. Merry Christmas everybody!	e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
Sepia Tones rap songs	This song takes place during Prohibition. It also takes place during the Great Depression. It also takes a long time to make a music video. Speakeasies, breadlines, ooooh hotsy totsy, jalopies, flapper laddies, tin lizzies, rap music, you know what the great depression was like. But we obviously don’t. Enjoy, and umm...music video coming soon.	e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
Something to Prove rap songs	We used to be a group of college kids that would sit around and make rap songs. Then we made the biggest mistake of our lives and graduated. Now we have to live in the real world and work at boring day jobs. This song is about that.	e-dub, glaze, muth
Josh Paul Fatty Collins’ Birthday song songs about people	If you’ve ever been to an irishtoothache show in West Virginia, you’ve seen a husky gentleman introduce us to the crowd. That man is named Josh "Fatty" Collins, and he’s one of the nicest, most disgusting people we’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. This song isn’t great, but we didn’t try very hard either.	e-dub, glaze, muth, tup
J-Dub & Bobbo songs about people	This is a little tune I wrote for my sister Jenn and my new brother Bobby. They got married on Saturday, May 5th and instead of buying them a gift I made this. It was not only a great way to save money- but a decent way to get lots of older white people dancing. Their wedding was beautiful and they are one of the best couples on the universe. J-dub and Bobbo, I love yall and wish you the best! Chorus (2x) It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM VERSE 1: Wallace and Collins, they tied the knot a match made in heaven, one mick, one scot and you know they’re gonna make it cuz’ they add to the party like putting extra sugar in the cake mix add duke to the puzzle that’s a great Team like a triple threat, modern day A team boston to philly, you all know the dilly- put us in the same room and we all get silly put your hands up, everybody in the room stand-up drink a toast to the new people getting hand-cuffed that’s a joke folks, marriage is a great thing as long as she’s the type of girl that’ll wear a fake ring -but- love is a diamond and it takes time just to make it shine and pressure, and soot and coal and miners a really dirty process but they really don’t mind, cuz’ they’re crazy in love crazy to chug, duck farts, then barf, m & ms on the rug HA! sing the chorus again- here’s a toast to the couple bobbo and j-dubble CHORUS: It’s the J to the D to the U to the B to the B to the O to the B to the B to the O to the What’s next I don’t even know, but, THEY’RE LIVING THE DREAM VERSE 2: You better know Tae-Bo if you try Bobbo for his Tahoe cuz’ he’s better than 5-0 you better not drive slow when you leave lake shure and you better make sure you’re Seat Belt’s BUCKLED! HA! HA! HA! It makes me chuckle, Bob to his Hoe is like a hand to a knuckle and katie to jenn is like, ham to cheese and bobby to chris is like franks and beans and I should probably stop with the analogies and I’m feelin’ so polite, I’ll say thanks and please to the peeps who got these two kids to meet Julie and Eric they are the bees knees! UHHHHHH so- put your hands up right now- and wave them side to side if you’re up in the crowd drink another champagne cuz’ they said their vows, J-dubble and Bobbo You’re MAKING US PROUD! FREESTYLE SINGING BRIDGE CHORUS:	e-dub
Jimmy Crack Corn Remix rap songs	This is Skeltz’ entry in the "remix jimmy crack corn" contest that eminem had.	skeltz, Eminem, Ca$his
M. T. A. (Suck. My. Dick.) songs about people	MTA is probably a human being. But some scholars speculate that he is a monkey. I have done some research, and I’m fairly certain he is related to Alf. I say this only because they are both smartasses. He also dated a chick with a kid, which is just freaking nuts. I guess that’s all I feel like telling you, because my pizza is coming soon and that’s all I’m thinking about. The song is made with 4 out of 5 members of irish toothache, so enjoy.	glaze, matt, muth, skeltz, stubbs, Brook
Lose Control (Kevin Federline Remix) rap songs	K-Fed dropped an album two days ago. We are so good at rapping that we have already remixed his first single.	glaze, skeltz, MTA